Quarantine Q&A 2020

Whether you’re here because you follow my blog or quarantine got you bored as hell – I’m glad you came.

If you’re new here, this is me:

Over the years I’ve done several Q&A posts and I enjoy doing them because I can look back at each one and identify differences in my answers and/or highlight which phase my life was in during that time. Also gives you nosey bastards a chance to find out what’s good. I found a thread on Twitter which had decent enough questions soo lets gp..

Questions:

1. What’s a food item you refuse to eat? – Mushrooms. Deaaadddd
2. Do you have any 2020 goals? – Unlearn some bad habits and behaviours. An example of how well that’s going would be to say it’s mid April and I only just remembered it was one of my goals lmao. Ummm, and buy some more Louis?
3. What’s the wildest thing that ever happened to you? – Might not be the wildest but it’s the first thing that came to mind. When I was living at home we went through a period of someone trying to break in. One day my neighbour said to me ‘do you have a boyfriend?’ and I was like lol tf?… he then said he was smoking in the garden the night before and he could see a man in our back garden staring up at my window. He didn’t say anything to the man because he didn’t know the circumstances. This happened a few times and the police put a watch on our house. The guy eventually got in one night but my brother chased him out the back over the fence with a bat. To this day I have NO idea what that was all about… must have wanted my chocolate stash.
4. What’s your fav colour and why? – Pink 🙂 It’s just pretty.
5. Have you ever experienced a heart break? How did you heal from it? – In my experience your biggest heartbreaks often come from those who you are never actually in a relationship with lol. You heal from it by reminding yourself that you’re wavy, duh…
6. What would the title of your auto biography be? – Either ‘This bitch is eating chocolate AGAIN?’ OR ‘Here we go again…’ – there is a theme here lol.
7. Do you believe the saying “once a cheater always a cheater”? – Damn right I do.
8. What’s the nickname people have always called you, but you dislike? – I used to hate it but I don’t mind it now, some of my peoples call me Loz.
9. What is your favourite word? – Either touché and amalgamation.
10. How tall are you? – 5’5
11. What’s the best advice you’ve ever received? – My good friend Rick Ross once told me ‘Regardless of how it goes down, life goes on. Am I right?’ and also ‘A promise is a comfort to a fool.’
12. What mistake do you keep making over and over again? – Choosing men who I know are only for a fun time not a long time.
13. If you could go back in time, what one thing would you tell your teenage self? – Red flags aren’t to be played with. See them, acknowledge them, and get the hell out of there.
14. What do you believe in despite having no proof of it? – Bush did 9/11 lol.
15. What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you during a date? – I placed the menu over a candle and we were looking round like yo what’s that smell? Where’s that smoke? and before we knew it my table had set alight LOOOL THEN I ordered a pasta dish. Who the hell orders spaghetti on a date? What an amateur.
16. If you could write a book, what would it be about? – A SATC style book about me and my homegirls.
17. Toxic trait? – I can be a hypocrite. What upsets me about you I may do myself lmao. I can also tend to dwell on the negative instead of focusing on the positive.
18. Star sign? – Leo baby.
19. How many tattoos do you have? – I just had to count but 52!
20. Turn ons? – When people randomly say things to you which show they have been intently listening to you in the past. Also good muscled arms are my weakness.
21. Other things that could end a relationship besides cheating? – Lack of compatibility and different communication styles.
22. Have you ever been caught cheating? – Never cheated. Might cheat in my next relationship though to see if it’s any good? …Nah i’m joking…or am I?…no no I’m definitely joking.
23. What’s your favourite app? Twitter.
24. We’re having a purge. what you getting at first? Allllll the Gucci.
25. Are you the jealous type? Oh, absolutely. I’d say within reason though. I try be logical and rationalise my feelings for the most part.
26. What’s your favourite sport? Football. But I’ve always loved playing netball. C gang.
27. If you bold, @ your favourite ex? looool everyone already knows. That donut I call one of my best friends even though he’s a bastard.
28. Do you have trust issues? Perhaps. Mf’s can switch up on you at any moment.
29. How many unread messages do you have right now? – None I don’t think. I hate having notifications or a messy phone screen so I always have to open my apps/messages to see.
30. What’s a pet peeve of yours? when women scream looool WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING. Omg it kills me.

Seeing as I’m 30 I did 30 for 30 but if you have any of your own please feel free to drop them in the comments!

Ciao for now x