Let’s have casual sex she said. It’ll be fun she said. Fun until she start’s quoting Romeo and Juliet and hitting you with that algebra in which x=commitment. You signed up for a bang and walked away with a reservation… Continue Reading
You swear blind you don’t like someone, but your behaviour suggests otherwise. You’ve got your dog trained to do back flips into its water bowl in order to impress someone you apparently think looks like David Cameron? mm… But what… Continue Reading
You’ve got your best shirt on, your shoes are polished and you’ve spent 4 hours at the barbers. It’s Saturday night and you’ve got a flock of women around you… until Chamberlain comes and gives an excellent performance in your… Continue Reading
You’ve just broken up with your partner and you feel like Lil Wayne has picked the world up and dropped it on your fucking head. Naturally, the first thing that feels right is to go on Instagram and find a… Continue Reading
You just met. She’s playing it cool, because why not; you aint shit. She knows nothing about you except that you’re fond of a Sambuca or two and that you probably shop in Zara because the shirt you’re wearing is… Continue Reading
Lets face it, being single sucks and so does pretending you’re fine with it. You tell your friends you definitely wouldn’t have been allowed to wear that outfit if you were still with what’s his face and then you preach to… Continue Reading